Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Zombie Attack

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Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Zombie Attack

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From the Onion: Study Reveals Pittsburgh Unprepared For Full-Scale Zombie Attack

A zombie-preparedness study, commissioned by Pittsburgh Mayor Tom Murphy and released Monday, indicates that the city could easily succumb to a devastating zombie attack. Insufficient emergency-management-personnel training and poorly conceived undead-defense measures have left the city at great risk for all-out destruction at the hands of the living dead, according to the Zombie Preparedness Institute.
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